bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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