I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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