i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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