I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Say something about gay babies.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
My ass is underappreciated
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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