is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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