yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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