is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
another moral hangover. fuck.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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