id be glad to
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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