super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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