So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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