She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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