no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
This baby is an asshole
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
