please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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