I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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