How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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