Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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