D3 body, D1 cock
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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