I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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