I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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