so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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