I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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