There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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