he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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