Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I'm like, not good at living.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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