Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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