the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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