This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Pooping to opera.
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