bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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