The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize
