exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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