Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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