I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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