I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
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