Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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