I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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