hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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