I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
where are my eyebrows?
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