The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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