can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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