This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
