I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
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