I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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