...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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