just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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