break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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