quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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