I'm drive I can fine osifer
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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