Me too!
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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