Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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