i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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